brb just slipping off to india for 3 months or 12 weeks or 12345678098765 days oh god i am such a tumble drier of excitement/death/really excited/really dead. gonna be updating from this one whenever i can be bothered to stop having an insanely fucking good time. miss you already pals x

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yeah it was pretty good! dan bought me a film about a massive alligator that lives in a sewer and i got the book version of the BBC life series and some harry potter lego 

at first when i woke up i was angry and sad because there is so much snow in my village i can’t get out, on the beach itself there’s about 8 or 9 inches which is insane because that place is covered in salt and crust from the sea that usually would melt it but for some reason today it just hasn’t, i’ve lived here for something like six or seven years and i can’t even recognise the place it’s so snowy, anyway i was sad this morning, i can’t see my friends tonight and i couldn’t go and earn dollar for india, but then i realised its actually pretty funny because people are learning their lesson that they are not 100% in charge of nature like they often think they are and it has made many people’s lives grind to a halt which is bad in some cases because my nan is dying of cancer and couldn’t get her operation done today but still in the grand scheme of things i appreciate it very much and today i have lived a much happier existence than i have done for a very very very long time

these days were pretty good. all the minehead lads returned and made friday night an absolute classic! personal highlights included kate getting started on by a huge woman, acting really noble and brave and harrowed and like i’d fought in a war for twenty years literally just because a fight had been stopped where i was standing, being satirical with the gamer babies, getting a nickname from the legend that is joe waterman, minesweeping from ed, the ollie vs. argen bet and hoarfrost based journeys home with an insane mary, rory, james and a scottish taxi driver in the snow - my actual friends are legends, truly.

saturday morning was very funny, i cooked an amazing breakfast for my sister and mary, danced like insane people and watched pulp fiction. then i went to work which wasn’t interesting but this man gave me loads of american currency for some reason - lots of customers try to give me money so perhaps i look like a beggar. i was torn apart from my long lost wilhelm which i was very sad about but i saw some of my babies in subway and they convinced me to come out again. i was feeling pretty good but then i had one of those times when you realise altering your mind with alcohol and talking about stupid inane things with people you don’t even know about things you’d never think to even mention otherwise is a really weird concept and i didn’t feel like being around people very much because usually i just don’t but last night was particularly strange so i sat on some steps with dave and spoke to him for hours about trying to make my brother go out with his sister and why being violent against things is stupid and i told him about how much i want to just be on my own and not say anything most of the time and he was very surprised but i think most people are when they find that out - i don’t know why.

i still feel like the best thing for me to do would be to go away from people and other shit things for the rest of my life - not in a depressing way, i would enjoy it a lot - and a thing i’m finding particularly difficult currently is having conversations. i can’t be bothered with them. small talk especially…there are not many things i hate more than i hate small talk. and captain beefheart died, obviously, which is not a thing i consider to be 100% amazing, but i feel better than usual :)

watched into the wild last night! i’ve wanted to see it for ages you see and in some ways it was really disappointingly shit and cheesy and poorly done and i was angry that kristen stewart was in it and also it was funny that the day before i watched a terrible american pie-esque film with a tiny baby slick back emile hirsch in it and then there he was being a rugged beauty in a mountain. anyway, mostly it was a very amazing film and now today all i think is that i cant actually imagine a better type of existence than his (minus the graphic slaying of animals, obviously, although it did lead to maggot sightings so i’m not going to compain too much), i cant imagine anything that would make me happier than living completely on my own away from towns and stuff and having to actually make an effort to do the simplest things to stay alive, seriously i dont know what would be better than that and if i sound insane when i say that im sorry obviously im not actually going to emigrate to the far off mountains because clearly i would die instantly its just that i think my life being so stupidly easy and full of shit things i dont even care about such as the internet and waiting to get paid for doing a job i hate is the main thing that makes me be in the v. v. v. depressed state i am constantly in

AND I AM VERY EXCITED ABOUT SEEING 1 MILLION PEOPLE I LOVE AND MISS VERY MUCH……………………….WHAT OF IT

rosies cleaning so i made her a pressie ~*~*~